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Did you dress her up like this? The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

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Bring her forward! Why? We found them. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. Why? …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? I dunno. Must be a king. It's only a model. You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! I dunno. Must be a king. Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! I dunno. Must be a king. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Shut up! What do you mean? Shut up! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. We found them. Shut up! Did you dress her up like this? A newt?

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King Arthur

On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Bloody Peasant! The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! What a strange person. I have to push the pram a lot. How do you know she is a witch? He hasn't got shit all over him. We want a shrubbery!! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. A newt? Shut up! Will you shut up?! He hasn't got shit all over him. Bloody Peasant! Look, my liege! And the hat. She's a witch! It's only a model. Burn her anyway! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Bloody Peasant! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Camelot! Burn her!

Knights of Ni

The nose? Camelot! Bring her forward! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Why? Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Did you dress her up like this? What do you mean? The nose? We want a shrubbery!! It's only a model. But you are dressed as one… Well, we did do the nose. On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. You don't vote for kings. Be quiet! The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Well, I got better. Shut up! Will you shut up?! Burn her! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

A newt

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! I dunno. Must be a king. Did you dress her up like this? Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! We found them. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! Now, look here, my good man. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! And the hat. She's a witch! Burn her anyway! We found them. I dunno. Must be a king. We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. She looks like one. Why? Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.